- me: ugh so bored no plans let me just watch the pilot episode of a random tv show i've never seen while i figure out what to do today
- 13 hours later
- me: i've made a huge mistake
I had a dream that I was in a car with Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman. It was really awkward and I didn’t know what to say so I asked, “How was the BAFTAS? Did you have fun?” and Benedict starts crying and Martin turns to me all angry and says “We don’t mention the BAFTAS.”
We don’t mention the BAFTAs.