(Source: imanitown, via ill-sail-the-world-to-find-you)
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
(Source: aru, via stealabookforlife)
- me: ugh so bored no plans let me just watch the pilot episode of a random tv show i've never seen while i figure out what to do today
- 13 hours later
- me: i've made a huge mistake
“what are you doing today”
nothing really
“ok great so you can help me with this-“
no no no
you misunderstand
i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing
so accurate
(Source: snoipahkat, via ill-sail-the-world-to-find-you)
the janitor at the junior high drew these in the cafeteria oh my god
WHY IS HE A JANITOR
(via dumbledoresnipple)
Will reblog every, EVERY time.
what a helpful young person
I’ve this like 15 times and I still enjoy this!
(via plaidimpala)
caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:
i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and:
Look at you sitting in front of your computer. Why don’t you just come on the bed with me?
ok
that gif oh my god
(via plaidimpala)
is that Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?
I think that is Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, eating a Dimmsdale Dimmacone
Well I’ll be Dimmadamned.
But why is Doug Dimmadome, owner of The Dimmsdale Dimmadome eating a Dimmadome Dimmacone? Did he retire, and now he’s Dimmadone?
(Source: groodstuff, via ominousvoid)
